What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave

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What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

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Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

They keep breaking them with the hammers.

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.