What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

State joke) A New Hampshire

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person