What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

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They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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Scarves

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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THESE are the brakes!

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A-hem!

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

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There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

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What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!