What's worse than locking your keys in you car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger

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Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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Why does Yasuo never get locked out?

Because he always "hasaki!"

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

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Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.