What's worse than locking your keys in your car at the abortion clinic?

When you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.

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When is a car like a frog?

When it's becing toad!

What jumps up and down in front of a car?

Froglights!

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What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

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Hanger Jokes More Hanger Jokes

Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.