What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

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What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

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Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

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What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage