What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!