What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

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Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

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What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

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What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter?

You'd think its R but it's actually the C

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible