What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

What would a depressed Abraham Lincoln do?

Slit the writ of habeas corpus.

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What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?