Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

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Breast implants.

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One is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

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What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.