When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

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Hey guys, watch this!

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None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

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The Swallow.

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Because he finally swallowed his pride

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When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"