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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

Al Jokes More Al Jokes

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Who's there! Al! Al who?

Al lied!