Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

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What's it called when an isis member takes a selfie?

Photo bombing

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!