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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

Al Jokes More Al Jokes

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!