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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

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What did the right eye said to the left?

Between me and you, "something smells".

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

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Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"