Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave