Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

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What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

Mexican Man Jokes More Mexican Man Jokes

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

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How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.