To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
A Native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare Native American artifact.
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
To get to the other bride.
People can Voat.
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Hey that's mycoat Jackson!
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
About a day.
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