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Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

9gag Jokes More 9gag Jokes

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.