Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

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Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

What would the Reddit political party be called?

The know-kn0thing party.

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How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"

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Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.