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Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review?

Too many plot holes.

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!