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Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

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Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen!!!

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

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What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken