Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers?

Smolger's. &lt.&lt

What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.