Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

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What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"