Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other

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Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Why is Helen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog is also blind

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What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

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Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

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Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!