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Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

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How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there?

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan

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Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.