Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.