Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

Knock knock. Who's there? Burns. Burns who?

Burns me up!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.