Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do toads drink?

Croaka-cola!

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!