Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

Why is Helen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog is also blind

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

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Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What do you call an edible ion?

An onion