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Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

D Jokes More D Jokes

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

D

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.