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Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

Cos sin

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

Aborted Fetus Jokes More Aborted Fetus Jokes

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.