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Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

Aborted Fetus Jokes More Aborted Fetus Jokes

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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Confirm Jokes More Confirm Jokes

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!