Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

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The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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Because they got nun to love them

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Speak now or forever hold your pee!

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They don't deliver on Sunday

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Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

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Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.