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How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

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How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

Pepe Jokes More Pepe Jokes

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

Disk Jokes More Disk Jokes

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

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Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.