Why did your sister jump out the window?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')