Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

More moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

More moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

What do Canadian girls hate?

Aboooooooooty call.