Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

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Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

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Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A carpet.

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

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Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

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Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

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What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.