Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Standard Jokes More Standard Jokes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

Who's there! Anatole! Anatole who?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck!

Automatic Transmission Jokes More Automatic Transmission Jokes

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.