Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ()

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why is my mom always right about everything?

Because she said so and that's final.

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!