Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

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What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

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What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

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Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane?

A pilot you racist freaks!

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Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

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What do you call a cappuccino from Dunkin Donuts?

A crappucino.

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.