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Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

Hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

Hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

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How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

How does the quadriplegic cross the free way?

I'll give you a hint... Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out of "way".