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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

Good Dj Jokes More Good Dj Jokes

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Why do bad farmers make good DJs?

Because they've got sick beets!