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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

Elephants never forget.

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

Good Dj Jokes More Good Dj Jokes

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.