Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

Good Dj Jokes More Good Dj Jokes

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Why do bad farmers make good DJs?

Because they've got sick beets!