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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

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What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

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Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Why do bad farmers make good DJs?

Because they've got sick beets!