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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.