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Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar