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Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"