Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

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Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

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What does the number 668 represent?

The of the Beast.

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.