Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates
Dog have rice.
He didn't want to be a hot dog!
There's lots of hogsgobblin.
Because of the lutte
Hide n' seek
Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!
Plato
A flossopher!
By November, they will have both picked their poison.