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Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the SMG dad say to his son?

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How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

Plato Jokes More Plato Jokes

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

What's a philosophers favorite toy?

Plato

Socrate Jokes More Socrate Jokes

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates