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Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the Dog say to the Chipmunk?

Woof.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

Plato Jokes More Plato Jokes

What's a philosophers favorite toy?

Plato

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

Socrate Jokes More Socrate Jokes

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates