Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

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What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

A segreGATOR

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

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Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

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Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

What's a philosophers favorite toy?

Plato

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What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.