Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

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What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh

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What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

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Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

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What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.