Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

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Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop