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Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

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A premature evacuation.

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

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He Apollo-gized.

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What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

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The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.