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Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

Deez nuts

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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!