Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

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Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!