Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

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How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"