Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

The holocaust

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.