Amoebas Jokes

What did the Spannish Amoeba said to the other Amoebas?

Hola Amoebas!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

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Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

Multiply Jokes More Multiply Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Micro Jokes More Micro Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

Flunk Jokes More Flunk Jokes

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".