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Amoebas Jokes

What did the Spannish Amoeba said to the other Amoebas?

Hola Amoebas!

Love

Love

What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Flunk Jokes More Flunk Jokes

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Micro Jokes More Micro Jokes

What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

Math Test Jokes More Math Test Jokes

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

Multiply Jokes More Multiply Jokes

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Amoeba Jokes More Amoeba Jokes

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.