Amoebas Jokes

What did the Spannish Amoeba said to the other Amoebas?

Hola Amoebas!

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What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

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What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Flunk Jokes More Flunk Jokes

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Math Test Jokes More Math Test Jokes

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

Multiply Jokes More Multiply Jokes

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?

The wrong answer.

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry!

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.