Bad Haircut Jokes

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Bad Haircut Jokes

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

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What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

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