Bad Haircut Jokes

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

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What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

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3 Week Jokes More 3 Week Jokes

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

Why was the Native American so tired?

Because he'd been up all night building ATP.

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

Good Haircut Jokes More Good Haircut Jokes

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

Scalp Jokes More Scalp Jokes

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.