Bad Haircut Jokes

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

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What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

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Scalp Jokes More Scalp Jokes

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

Good Haircut Jokes More Good Haircut Jokes

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

3 Week Jokes More 3 Week Jokes

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What's worse than a fish in the SS?

In. Man, I did that coming.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What s the difference between an ostridge?

It can neither fly

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Who's there! Alison! Alison who?

Alison to my radio in the mornings!

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.