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Bad Haircut Jokes

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

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What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

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Good Haircut Jokes More Good Haircut Jokes

What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

Scalp Jokes More Scalp Jokes

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way?

A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

3 Week Jokes More 3 Week Jokes

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all