Curry Jokes

What's incredibly fast and smells like curry?

Usain Bolti.

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What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

How does Haskell like his food?

Curried.

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

Anything with curry in it.

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What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

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What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

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What's the fastest curry in the world?

Usain Balti..

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Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.?

Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

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What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

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What's the highest number in the world?

420

What is the wettest animal in the world?

A Rain Deer.

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What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..