Curry Jokes

What's incredibly fast and smells like curry?

Usain Bolti.

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What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

How does Haskell like his food?

Curried.

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

Anything with curry in it.

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What's a terrible plate pun?

Dish one.

Why do petri dishes make good conversationalists?

They're cultured.

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Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

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Jury Jokes More Jury Jokes

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

Usain Balti Jokes More Usain Balti Jokes

What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

What's the fastest curry in the world?

Usain Balti..