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Curry Jokes

What's incredibly fast and smells like curry?

Usain Bolti.

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What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

How does Haskell like his food?

Curried.

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

Anything with curry in it.

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Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

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What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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What's the fastest curry in the world?

Usain Balti..

What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

L&A Jokes More L&A Jokes

What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.?

Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

What is punctuation's favorite curry?

L&a

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What's in a Paul Walker shot?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes