Harry Potters Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

Broomstick Jokes More Broomstick Jokes

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

Jk Rolling Jokes More Jk Rolling Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

Chamber Jokes More Chamber Jokes

What's an emo's favorite game?

Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

Because they can't spell "read it".

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.