Harry Potters Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

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How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

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Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

Becau

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"