Harry Potters Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

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When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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Because they lactate.