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Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke?

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Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Diagon Alley Jokes More Diagon Alley Jokes

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Harry Potter Favorite Way Jokes More Harry Potter Favorite Way Jokes

What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill?

Walking JK, Rolling.

Whats Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?

Walking... JK Rolling

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday?

Halloween Halloween Halloween!

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween