Harry Potters Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

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What is Harry Potters abortion spell?

Fetus-Deletus

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

Me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Broomstick Jokes More Broomstick Jokes

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

What is Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill?

Walking. Jk. Rolling

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Mishap Jokes More Mishap Jokes

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.