Music Jokes

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

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What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why do blonde girls go to the bathroom in groups of three?

Because they can't even

What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

The panoptijohn

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What's a balloon's favorite genre of music?

Pop.

What do you call an inflatable dad?

Pops.

Wrap Music Jokes More Wrap Music Jokes

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.