Otherside Jokes

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

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Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's?

Oh na na, what's my name

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

Chili Pepper Jokes More Chili Pepper Jokes

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.