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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

Te Jokes More Te Jokes

How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

What's the difference between beekeeping and falconry?

Falconers have to be more talon-ted

Baby Name Jokes More Baby Name Jokes

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.