April Sale - 20% Off

Ping Jokes

Who's the fastest runner in the Chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

I Love Pizza & You
April Sale

I Love Pizza & You

$5.99

You might also enjoy:

Chuck Jokes More Chuck Jokes

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

Te Jokes More Te Jokes

How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

What's the difference between beekeeping and falconry?

Falconers have to be more talon-ted