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Mr. Do Ping

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What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

Asian Woman Jokes More Asian Woman Jokes

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

What's the best thing about dark humor?

People don't take it lightly.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Silverware Jokes More Silverware Jokes

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.