Ping Jokes

Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's the heaviest Chinese food?

Wonton

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

Asian Woman Jokes More Asian Woman Jokes

What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What do you call an Asian woman who lives next to a data centre?

Ping Lo.

Select Jokes More Select Jokes

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

National Sport Jokes More National Sport Jokes

What is the national sport of North Korea?

Ping-Pyong-yang

What is Mexico's National Sport?

Cross-Country