Women Soccer Jokes

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Big Difference Jokes More Big Difference Jokes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do you play with a wombat?

Wom.

What do kings call musical chairs?

A Game of Thrones.

Men Jokes More Men Jokes

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

Outfit Jokes More Outfit Jokes

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

Pussy Jokes More Pussy Jokes