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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits?

Unit E

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What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

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What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

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How do you organise games in Pompeii?

Make aedile.

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

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What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!