How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

Irene

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game?

Yell "B-52!"

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Who's there! Anne! Anne who?

Anne apple just fell on my head!

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position?

The four hands (you dirty minds)

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.