How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her?

You drop it on her twice.

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody Wood Pickle!

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What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta?

The Rake.

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree